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Wee Peem was a British comic strip character in The Beano, first written and designed by James Jewell. He starred in two comic strips between 1938 and 1957, and would get up to various forms of mischief in a similar way to later Beano strips such as Dennis the Menace and Minnie the Minx.
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Tetragnatha laboriosa, the silver longjawed orbweaver, is a species of long-jawed orb weaver in t