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{"type":"general","setup":"A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.","punchline":"I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'","id":397}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's brown and sticky?","punchline":"A stick.","id":266}
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