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{"type":"standard","title":"Halton Regional Police Service","displaytitle":"Halton Regional Police Service","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5643666","titles":{"canonical":"Halton_Regional_Police_Service","normalized":"Halton Regional Police Service","display":"Halton Regional Police Service"},"pageid":1973180,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Halton_Regional_Police_Service_Logo.svg/320px-Halton_Regional_Police_Service_Logo.svg.png","width":320,"height":321},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Halton_Regional_Police_Service_Logo.svg/309px-Halton_Regional_Police_Service_Logo.svg.png","width":309,"height":310},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1266028231","tid":"22152468-c61b-11ef-a49b-1edf7601568a","timestamp":"2024-12-29T19:28:51Z","description":"Policing service for the Regional Municipality of Halton in Ontario, Canada","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halton_Regional_Police_Service","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halton_Regional_Police_Service?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halton_Regional_Police_Service?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Halton_Regional_Police_Service"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halton_Regional_Police_Service","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Halton_Regional_Police_Service","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halton_Regional_Police_Service?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Halton_Regional_Police_Service"}},"extract":"The Halton Regional Police Service provides policing service for the Regional Municipality of Halton, which is located southwest of Toronto, in Ontario, Canada. Halton Region encompasses the city of Burlington and the Towns of Oakville, Milton and Halton Hills. As of July 2020, the Halton Regional Police Service has over 1,000 members, including 718 sworn police officers and approximately 302 civilian and volunteer members. The service is responsible for policing a population of approximately 610,000 people in an area covering 692 square kilometers.","extract_html":"
The Halton Regional Police Service provides policing service for the Regional Municipality of Halton, which is located southwest of Toronto, in Ontario, Canada. Halton Region encompasses the city of Burlington and the Towns of Oakville, Milton and Halton Hills. As of July 2020, the Halton Regional Police Service has over 1,000 members, including 718 sworn police officers and approximately 302 civilian and volunteer members. The service is responsible for policing a population of approximately 610,000 people in an area covering 692 square kilometers.
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Fair Haven station was an Amtrak intercity train station in Fair Haven, Vermont. It opened in November 1997, and was closed and replaced by nearby Castleton station in January 2010.
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