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{"fact":"A female cat is called a queen or a molly.","length":42}
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Tranilast is an antiallergic drug. It was developed by Kissei Pharmaceuticals and was approved in 1982 for use in Japan and South Korea for bronchial asthma. Indications for keloid and hypertrophic scar were added in the 1980s.
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{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of bagel can fly?","punchline":"A plain bagel.","id":251}
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