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The Battle of Tugela Heights, also known as the Battle of Pieters Hill, Battle of the Pieters, or the Battle of the Tugela River, consisted of a series of military actions lasting from 14 February through to 27 February 1900 in which General Sir Redvers Buller's British army forced Louis Botha's Boer army to lift the Siege of Ladysmith during the Second Boer War.
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Philip Kelland PRSE FRS was an English mathematician. He was known mainly for his great influence on the development of education in Scotland.
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