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{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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LivingStone International University (LIU) is a private university in Uganda near Mbale town. It is overseen by a board of directors composed of Christians from both Uganda and U.S. The university is non-denominational, with no denominational oversight. Historically, it was founded by missionaries associated with the Churches of Christ and Christian Churches in the United States to provide a university education to a remote and underserved area in East Africa.
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